Redlan Tagged ME!!

Tinag o tinaya ako ni Redlan sa di ko malamang dahilan. Kaya eto ang laman ng tag niya. Basahin mo!

What books and/or magazines did I read this month?

Article III : Bill of Rights
I have been reading the book of our Constitution for weeks.
Me exam kami tungkol dyan eh. Kaya napilitan din akong magbasa. Meroon naman akong natutunan, kaya ok lang na binasa ko sya. HAHA!

What movies and/or tv shows did I watch this month?

"Autobots! Transform and Roll-out!"
Isa akong pirata kaya alam niyo na rin kung san ko nabili ang DVD. Low quality nga lang. TAKTE! At saka HOUSE M.D.

What special days did I celebrate and how?

"Hapi Bertday to yu! Hapi bertday to yu!"
Malapit na akong magbertday. Mag-bilang ka ng walo tapos i-plus mo sa 11. Dun ang bertday ko.

What gifts did I give and/or receive?

Regalo na siguro maituturing yung magising ka sa umaga, kumain ng tama, pumasok ng walang pagaalala, ang hindi ma hold-up, ang mawalan ng prof dahil meroong seminar, at magkaroon ng mga mabubuting kaibigan!

What illnesses or health concerns did I have?

ARAY!
Singaw ko nakagat ko! ARAY!
ARAY!
Sakit ng puso ko! *love life*

What fun things did I do with my friends and/or family?

Sa kaibigan:
Nakipagharutan, suntukan, batukan, banatan ng mga korning jokes at ang magtawanan.

Sa pamilya:
N/A

What new foods, recipes or restaurants did I try this month?

Kumain ako ng mix! 'Lam mo yun!? Pinagsama-samang fishbol at kikiam sa isang stick! Sarap! Limang piso lang! Onga pala! Pati hamburger steak kumain ako. Nacurious kasi ako kung ano yun.

What special or unusual purchases did I make?

Bumili ako ng I Kissed Dating Goodbye kahit wala pa akong girlfriend pero crush siguro meron. Pede na rin! HAHA!

What was this month's disappointments?

AHHM! Gusto ko sanang batiin ang aking crush personally kaya lang di kinaya. Wala kasi akong CP kaya di ko alam kung paano ko siya kokontakin.

What was my accomplishments this month?

Ang pagsusulat ay isang accomplishment kung maganda kang magsulat. Natapos ko ang Final Report ko ng Physics ng puro Engineering Lettering lang. YAHOO!

Dary Spill o Atlantes??

WOOO!! Dry Spell is over - unofficially!! Look outside. Look it's raining heavily. Dry Spell is finished. YEAH! Kaya lang ang problema ay ang walang humpay na pag-ulan. Lubog na ang Manila eh, pati nga dito samin eh. Malapit na maging Atlantis.

Meroong gumugulo sa isipan ko at kalooban ko. Bakit nga ba 'pag mainit nagrereklamo tayo at kapag umulan naman nagrereklamo din tayo! EWAN KO!

Kaya tignan natin ang DISADVANTAGES at ADVANTAGES ng pag-ulan. Sobrang pag-ulan.

DISADVANTAGES : Dahilan kung bakit tao nagrereklamo

1. Heavy rainfall, non-stop, can turn our country into semi-Atlantis or even Atlantis itself.

Pag naging semi-Atlantis tayo kaninakailangan natin ng adrenalin rush para buhatin ang mga babahaing kagamitan.

2. Heavy rainfall can turn a "person-living-a-normal-life" into a "person-full-of-complains."

Dahil baha hindi ka makakalabas ng bahay. Dahil hindi ka makalabas ng bahay sisisihin mo ang kalikasan kung bakit nagkakaganito. Ano ba talaga gusto mo ha? Bakit ka na lang manuod ng T.V. at magkape. Bakit di ka kaya magBlog na lang?

3. Heavy rainfall can lead to boredom which leads to being unproductive.

Kapag wala kang magawa ano ang gagawin mo? Eh, paano kung me naisip kang gawin kaya lang malakas ang ulan sa labas o di kaya brown-out? No choice! Hindi pedeng magP.C., hindi rin pede ang maglaro sa labas. Anu gagawin mo? Maghibernate at matulog buong araw? Pede?

ADVANTAGE : Kung bakit masaya kapag umuulan ng malakas

1. Heavy rainfall can lead to suspension of classes.

Kapag mga ganitong sitwasyon ang mga estudyante ay nakatutok na sa mga kani-kanilang radyo at telebisyon.

Reporter: Wala pong pasok sa lahat ng antas sa lahat ng paaralan sa..
Estudyante: YES!! WOHOOO!!
Reporter: buong NCR. Sa NCR lang po!
Estudyante: NCR lang? P@#$%^&*! Anu ba yan!?

2. Heavy rainfall can lead to HAPPINESS.

TAMA! Kasiyahan! Kasiyahan sa estudyante, sa magulang, at sa mga magsasaka.

Sa estudyante : Wala ba namang pasok eh
Sa magulang: Hay.. Salamat.. Wala akong babaunan
Sa magsasaka: Lintik na dray spil yan buti na lang umulan


Anonymous: HAY!! Thank God it's raining! (After a moment) Ano ba yan. Bahang-baha na! Kelan ba to titila! Diyos ko po.....

Magulo ba?? Walang pasok. Wala ding kuryente. Pauwi ka na. Estranded ka naman. Makakapagpahinga ka ba kung kailangan mong habulin ang mga inaanod na mga kagamitan niyo?

El ninyo? La ninya? Ano ang mas gusto mo? Kung wala pedeng OTHERS.

Te-Rawr-Pr-0ff

Kapag narinig mo ang word na "Terror" what comes into your mind? DoTa? Scary? Abu Sayaf? Bin Laden? Eh kung dagdagan nating yung "Terror" ng "Professor or Prof.". DoTA? Scary? Abu Sayaf? Bin Laden?

TERROR PROF (te-rawr-pr-0ff) - Ang #1 kalaban ng mga studyante at lalu na ng mga iskolar

But WHY, WHERE, and WHEN did they come up into our world??

WHY: To give students hardships, to help us to waste our tuition fee by failing us in their subjects, to kill our time,to suppress our energy, to sip all the ink of our pens and to strain our neurons!!! KALBARYO ika nga.

WHERE: You can find them in every departments,in every colleges, and in every schools.

WHEN: Terrorism started when Aristotle was teaching Socrates. Records can prove it! Seriously. I think terrorism started in our country during the Spanish Era where the friars serves as the teachers. Most of them are terrors.

In addition these terror profs act as a barrier for healthy learning. They are like giant walls that blocks the good outflow of ideas and informations. And this blockade may result to distortion of the informations which results to unclear perceptions.

Kum baga binigyan ka ng isang bagay na sira na ngayon mo lang nakita at ipinipilit na ipabuo sa iyo. SAKIT SA ULO!!!


As time pass terror profs also undergone some evolution. Base on my experiences I have met/heard 6 different terror profs. So here they are:

1. Terrorterroran - these profs are posers. They are terror inside the class but outside the class they are good fellows.

2. Test Terror - they teach very well but when it comes to examinations they are devils! Answering their test may lead to internal bleeding.

3. Smiling Terror - they are the type of terror profs that always smile, always crack a joke, and most of all they always laugh. But when it comes to giving a grade they are like hell.. (think of it)

4. Terror of Absents - they are the terror profs that are always absent, always late, and always take a leave. They are also the archenemy of the scholars. WHY? Because they are guessing when giving a grade. So don't expect a higher grade of 1 in their class.

5. Terror RAPids - MAN! These profs are like rappers! They talk fast and even write very fast. You will learn less or none from these profs.

6. Terror of Terrors - They are the stereotype terror profs. They like to insult a student, give impossible-to-answer exams and most of all they fail students just because they like it and it is their hobby!!

Having a terror prof is not a disadvantage, sometimes, it is even a challenge for you and much more it is an achievement.

Did you encountered a terror prof in your college life? Or are you experiencing it right now? Do you know how to counter these kinds of professors? Do you have any questions?

Be Simpsonize!

This is me the Simpson Version! HAHA! Muka bang kriminal? Muka bang drug trafficer? O mukang adik? HAHAHAH!!

Mga kuya at mga ate try niyo 'ito at maaliw kayo! ! ! Punta po kayo ng www.simpsonizeme.com!

Excited po akong makita ang Simpson version niyo kaya kung ok lang po eh.. icomment niyo lang po..

How to be an Artificially Nocturnal Person?

I'm a human being. I'm a human. Tao lang ako mraunong din akong magkamali. I'm a person. And I'm also a student!

Let's not talk on what kind of human or person I am. Let's talk on what kind of student I am. I'm just a typical student who want to enjoy his life on a very fast pace school, like Mapua, where time is just like a speed of light!!! But because I want to enjoy my life even though my schedule is soooooooooo hectic I customized or tweaked my leisure time to a meaningful time. So instead of watching T.V. or playing P.C. during my free time, I take out my notes or books and study them. But there still a problem! My leisure time which I converted into a meaningful time is just enough for studying my notes but what about my homeworks and assignments? So here are some tips/things/advices that can help you to be artificially nocturnal or it can help you to go another yards:

1. Coffee (Hmmmmmm......)

Ingredients:
1 sachet of Nescafe 3 in 1 or Jimm's Coffee 5 in 1 (Php5.00)
1 cup of hot water or cold water

Procedure:
Put the coffee in the cup and stir it well.

It's cheap, affordable and easy to do. It can lead you to an extra meter. Base from my experiences coffee is somehow effective and its effects are just momentarily.

I remembered one time while I am studying, I felt sleepy so I take a cup of coffee but that coffee just made me sleepy!! I don't know why it happened to me, maybe because my body is used to it and it doesn't not effect me after all.

Substitutes: Coke and other drinks that contains caffeine

2. EXTRA JOSS! EXTRA BOOST!

Ingredients:
1 sachet of Extra Joss (Php5.00)
Half-Liter H2O
Some Tube Ice

Procedure:
Open the sachet! Put the powder into a drinking glass which contains a half-liter of H2O/water. Put the tube ices. ENJOY!

Harvest Moon is to Turbo Jolt ; Earth is to Extra Joss. Well, if you play Harvest Moon maybe you know Turbo Jolt. It is a tonic drink or energy drink that can replenish your body and let it perform normally. Similar to Extra Joss it is also an energy drink which contains B vitamins that can help your mind and body to work more efficiently and normally.

I have tried Extra Joss and it is effective! It helps your mind and body work properly and it can also help you stay overnight and it can help you to go for an extra kilometer. And I have also heard some testimonials about Extra Joss. Just like this one.

Bert said "Oo! Epektib yan. Gamit ko nga yan pag nagaaral ako tuwing gabi eh!"

Substitutes: Bacchus or Red Bull

3. NAP = A THOUSAND MILES

Ingredients:
A place you can lie or sit

Procedure:
Close your eyes and take a nap.

Taking a sleep or nap is far more effective, more convenient, most affordable. Take a nap when you feel tired, exhausted or sleepy. Because working or studying in a bad condition will just make you unproductive and will make your condition even worse. This may lead to failure! So take nap and when you are awake you are now fully charged and ready to go for an extra miles!!!

Substitutes: No substitute for a good nap!


SO! Do you also have a problem in managing your time? Do you know some other drinks or method that can help you to go for an extra mile? If know some just share it! ! :)